canuckinfuts

I had no idea that my pal Dave was actually brining me for a visit to a nudist colony but I should've suspected as much when he began singing "a potato flew around my room..." Along the way. We had to get out of the car and walk up to the camp. Dave told me it was because we it was too remote, but the real reason was that we were about to visit a group who abhor the use of anything that hurts the environment or makes life convenient. I think you know where this going, so all I can say is that I haven't seen that much exposed body hair before in my life.

Genetics are a pretty dumb concept too. Why should I have a smallish penis just because my dad wanted to have one?